This isn’t a post knocking the process. Meeting the needs of all involved parties requires a limber mind, (self medication) and flexible vision, (ability to think beyond yourself) traits not naturally endowed to myself. BUT, for the sake of discovery, lets explore the possibilities of a Man Wedding.
- The Venue: Clearly we would need a space heavily fortified with tiki bars (live during actual ceremony), giant BBQ pit, built in stage, dance floor
Matt and Kelly at beach wedding
(preferably lit beneath), luxury port-a-potties and a cigar/scotch lounge for the groom and groomsmen. This alleviates needs for actual wedding venue selection, officiator choice and adds the charming tropical cocktail addition for the ceremony.
- The Food: I’m positive, beyond fast food, it’s the wedding “industry” driving sub par food production. To cut down on this, lets have GOOD food cooked FRESH on site on a BBQ!! Marbled meat, corn, beans, cole slaw, fried fish (obviously cooked in GIANT Fry-Daddy) amazing bread and fresh fresh sala
d (optional). In traditional BBQ style, allmeals served on paper plates with the classiest paper napkins available. - The Theme: Something awesome: Rat Pack, Luau (General island paradise theme), Surf-Bar, Dive bar (with Guns n Roses supporting theme)..etc etc…
- The colors–Really?
- Center pieces: Tabasco, salt , pepper, extra napkins and possibly a classy bucket of cold cold beers.
- The Invites…mass email.
- The Music…absolutely awesome..funk, blues, Sinata, country and classic..band must be master of all genres.
- Gift Registration: Wells Fargo
- Attire: Grooms men, classic black tuxes. General populace: Clothing designed for getting loose. Possible late night party missions and/or aquatic activity.
- Flowers: Palm trees, cactus and possibly baby pine trees to be planted on our property.
And that just about covers it.
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